1. wittyhistorian:

Daily Affirmations 

    wittyhistorian:

    Daily Affirmations 

     
  2. miss the ex a whole lot

     
  3. !!!!!super thankful for the luxury of being able to reduce said working hours without financial consequence!!!!!

     
  4. Predictable result of commuting 4+ hours every day for seven days straight: ALL CONSUMING SADMOOD

     
  5. 1940’s  Claire

    (Source: beauchamp-fraser)

     
  6. 11:31

    Notes: 16530

    Reblogged from fluffpornandburritos

    Tags: well that is worrying

    robotlyra:

    Today on the MBTA, someone called 911 over a lady puking on the subway, claiming she was from Liberia and had Ebola. After they had stopped train service on the Orange line, and escorted her away with a horde of cops and medical responders, it was finally established that she was actually of Haitian descent.

    The Ebola epidemic is going to spin off into full-on hypochondriac racism really fast, mark my words.

     
  7. 21:09 17th Oct 2014

    Notes: 258947

    Reblogged from a-spoon-is-born

    Tags: always

    a-spoon-is-born:

a-spoon-is-born:

astudyinabluebox:

my-flourish-and-blotts:

sloppyninja:

This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

I needed these because of reasons











FODY KILLED MY PARENTS

    a-spoon-is-born:

    a-spoon-is-born:

    astudyinabluebox:

    my-flourish-and-blotts:

    sloppyninja:

    This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.

    I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.

    wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it

    I needed these because of reasons

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    FODY KILLED MY PARENTS

     
  8. “Well,——me,” he said. “A ——ing wizard. I hate ——ing wizards!”
    “You shouldn’t —— them, then,” muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes.
    — I love this joke, (Mort, Terry Pratchett)

    (Source: itmakesmefeelsomop)

     
  9. 22:39

    Notes: 3

    Reblogged from thebrideofthedybbuk

    How honest are you supposed to get on OKC?

    thebrideofthedybbuk:

    I spend a lot of time thinking about: My ex; what I’m going to masturbate to tonight; what train I’m gonna take tomorrow morning

    You should message me if: You can meet for dates during my very limited window of availability. Wednesday mornings anybody?

     
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    ichaborgasm:

what da - look at this. look closely. to me, it looks like Abbie’s wearing a dress under the cardigan, and that she has a super cute & sleek clutch. this may be me going over the edge, but what if this is the episode we’ve been waiting for - MILLS UNDERCOVER.

watch it be something like “40 second scene at a wax museum” though

    ichaborgasm:

    what da - look at this. look closely. to me, it looks like Abbie’s wearing a dress under the cardigan, and that she has a super cute & sleek clutch. this may be me going over the edge, but what if this is the episode we’ve been waiting for - MILLS UNDERCOVER.

    watch it be something like “40 second scene at a wax museum” though

     
  11. How honest are you supposed to get on OKC?

    I spend a lot of time thinking about: My ex; what I’m going to masturbate to tonight; what train I’m gonna take tomorrow morning

     
  12. I am so tired all the time now

     
  13. 21:47

    Tags: lol whut

    Just had a “so why OKCupid and not JDate?????” conversation with my mother

     
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    it has been brought to my attention that sukkot is over

    it has been brought to my attention that sukkot is over

     
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    cutie in a sukkah part 2

    cutie in a sukkah part 2